It breaks my heart as I put a lot of hard work into these, but the marketplace is a fickle lover. One book goes viral, and the other fades away into obscurity.
Here are my masterpieces that never made it.
- The Dark Underbelly of Proctology
- They Called Him Mr. Monkey Nipples
- Take a Shot At The World of Competitive Russian Roulette
- 100 Ways To Amuse Your Friends With A Carrot
- Roasted Weasel Heads on Toast and Other Culinary Conversation Pieces
- Resolving Conflicts and Arguments With Your Imaginary Friend
- Get It Off! Get It Off! Get It Off!: Your Personal Guidebook to Wolverine Farming
Of course, these two chapbooks below actually did exist and they are now part of my humor collection: In Humor Most Odd: The Collected Silliness of Alan Loewen.