My Failed Books

Though the books I have up on Amazon are doing well, I regret there are a number that have done so poorly that I have had to remove them from the marketplace.

It breaks my heart as I put a lot of hard work into these, but the marketplace is a fickle lover. One book goes viral, and the other fades away into obscurity.

Here are my masterpieces that never made it.

• The Dark Underbelly of Proctology
• They Called Him Mr. Monkey Nipples
• Take a Shot At The World of Competitive Russian Roulette
• 100 Ways To Amuse Your Friends With A Carrot
• Roasted Weasel Heads on Toast and Other Culinary Conversation Pieces
• Resolving Conflicts and Arguments With Your Imaginary Friend
• Get It Off! Get It Off! Get It Off!: Your Personal Guidebook to Wolverine Farming

Of course, these two chapbooks below actually did exist and they are now part of my humor collection: In Humor Most Odd: The Collected Silliness of Alan Loewen.