A Free Christmas-Themed Ebook for You

 Over the years I’ve written a number of Christmas-themed stories and now I’ve collected six of them in one FREE Ebook.

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My Japanese Name (Morikawa Tomonobu)

Fascinated by AI, I have been chatting with ChatGPT since its inception (Note: I do NOT use AI in any of my writing ... that's deception). I use it to search the web and compile news reports on topics that interest me, such as Biblical archaeology, artificial intelligence, and other subjects.

I am also a confirmed Japanophile and someday hope to complete my novel, The Shrine War, a love letter to Japan.

Anyway, as ChatGPT knows me well, having fed it my biography and Christian testimony, I asked it the following question:

One aspect of my personality you may not know is that I am a sincere Japanophile. I love its culture, its history (including its negative history), its cuisine, and, though I am a dedicated Christian, I do have respect for Shinto, Japan's nature religion. If I were to adopt a Japanese name, knowing my history and interests, what would you recommend? Following the Japanese tradition of the surname (or family name) first, then the given name (called the first name in the West).

I received the following answer:

森川 智信 (Morikawa Tomonobu)

• Surname (Morikawa 森川) – “Forest river.” Suggests peace, nature, and the quiet movement of life — qualities that fit your pastoral calm and your love for old, sacred places.

• Given name (Tomonobu 智信) – “Wise faith.”

• 智 (tomo) = wisdom, intelligence, discernment

• 信 (nobu) = faith, trust, belief

• Together: a man of wise faith.
  This combination beautifully blends Christian spirituality with Japanese reverence for wisdom and harmony.
  
  

Meaning Breakdown

森 (mori) – forest
Symbol of life, tranquility, and natural mystery — an echo of the sacred groves in both Shinto and early Christian imagery.

川 (kawa) – river
Represents continuity, renewal, and grace flowing through time. Together with mori, it paints a landscape of living faith amid nature: “the river through the forest.”

智 (tomo) – wisdom, discernment
Not mere knowledge, but insight guided by compassion and understanding — a trait deeply aligned with your pastoral character.

信 (nobu) – faith, trust, belief
This kanji appears in the Japanese word for faith (shinrai, 信頼) and belief (shinkō, 信仰). It’s a word of quiet conviction and reliability.

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Poetic Interpretation

森川 智信 — “The Forest River of Wise Faith”

A soul whose wisdom flows like a river through the forest of time,
gentle yet enduring, reflecting heaven in quiet water.
His faith, like the current, shapes the stones it passes —
steadfast, serene, and full of grace.

It also created the beautiful graphic above to display my new name. It then offered to make a blessing that honored my new name:

You know what? I like this. Very much.

 

Doom, Gloom, and Drool

Doom, Gloom, and Drool or Bram Stoker Never Wrote This

by Alan Loewen

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

“The sun is setting.” My friend intoned while striking a dramatic pose. An author of dark fantasy romances with a body count, he had a long, bad habit of affecting garish pretensions.

I groaned under my breath. “Yes,” I replied. “The sun is setting.” We continued our walk around the pond that graced his property as the crickets began their nightly vigil and the bullfrogs tuned up their nocturnal chorus.

“The sun is setting,” he repeated.

“You already said that,” I shot back. “Who cares?”

“The sun is setting. The creatures of the night will be upon us soon.”

“Oh, yes,” I answered with heavy sarcasm. “Katydids and bats. We’ll be feeding the mosquitoes soon. If you’re so wired up about it, we can go back to the house.”

He paused for a moment. “The children of the night! What beautiful music they make!”

“You two-bit hack!” I snapped back. “That line is from that old Dracula movie.”

Suddenly, a huge four-legged beast burst out of the darkness and threw me to the ground. The dark form stood over me. Its open jaws dripped drool on my face, and its fetid breath threatened to suffocate me.

My friend laughed fiendishly and ran away, leaving me to my fate.

“Get off of me, Brunhilde!” I yelled at my friend’s overly friendly Saint Bernard.

That was thirty minutes ago. Brunhilde adores me and refuses to let me go.

And my friend?

That penny-a-word scribbler left me to drown in doggy drool.

My Publishing History

From 1990 to the present day, I have enjoyed having a number of stories published and republished in several magazines and anthologies. This list does not include my own personal collections and children's novel published in all international Amazons. Many of these publications are still available through Amazon and can be found through your favorite search engine.

1. Roseanne, Elvis, and Us appeared in the April 1990 issue of The United Brethren magazine. 
2. Olin G. Alwood (1905-1921): Faithful and Wise Steward (pp 106-114), the eighth chapter of the book, United Brethren Bishops from 1889-1997: Volume One edited by Dr. Paul R. Fetters, copyright August, 1996. 
3. The Substance of Things Hoped For published in PawPrints Fanzine: Summer, 1998 
4. Canticle of the Wolf published in PawPrints Fanzine: Summer, 1999 
5. Alice Remembers the White Knight (poem) published in Beauty For Ashes Poetry Review: Fall, 1999
6. Fox Hunt published in PawPrints Fanzine: Spring, 2000 
7. Coventry House published in PawPrints Fanzine: Fall 2001
8. Festival of Masks published in the Anthrocon 2003 convention book 
9. The Substance of Things Hoped For republished in Gateway SF Magazine: Winter, 2005 
10. Canticle of the Wolf republished in the Twilight Times Press Anthology Infinite Space, Infinite God, as well as Mask of the Ferret, co-written with author Ken Pick, Winter, 2006. ISIG won a 2007 Eppie award and was a Top 10 Finalist in the 2007 Preditors and Editors Readers Poll. Mask of the Ferret won an Honorable Mention from the 2008 Washington Science Fiction Association award. 
11. Night Mares published in Sam Dot's Publishing magazine, Beyond Centauri, October 2007 (Issue 18).
12. Dollmaker was published in the March 2009 edition of Aoife's Kiss from Sam's Dot Publishing. 
13. My Pretty Pony published in the April, 2009 edition of Ethereal Tales. 
14. The City of Sarkomand, A Guide for the Traveler, Chapter 32 was published in the July, 2009 issue of Ethereal Tales. 
15. The Vampire Mice of the U&G: A Tale from The Universe the Next Door Over was published in the October, 2009 issue of Ethereal Tales. 
16. My reprinted tale, Fox Hunt, as well as Down to Cathuria (a direct sequel to Mask of the Ferret and co-written with Ken Pick), was published in November 2009 in the Different Worlds, Different Skins anthology from editor Will Sanborn. 
17. My Pretty Pony has been released as part of an Ethereal Tales three-CD audio book collection, November, 2009.
18. Ethereal Tales published A Fairy Tale in April 2010. 
19. Ethereal Tales published Greengate in October 2010. 
20. My short story, The Pooka and the Redcap (formerly known as Fairy Tale) was released in the Static Movement anthology, Faeries, and is published by Pill Hill Press on January 1, 2010. 
21. Dyads, a novella-length sequel to Mask of the Ferret and co-written with Ken Pick, was published in the anthology Infinite Space, Infinite God 2 from Twilight Times Press (November 15, 2010). 
22. The Furry Con Mystery or My Fursuit is Hot (With Apologies to Dashiell Hammett) appeared in the anthology Darker Than Noir, edited by Faith Kauwe. (August, 2011) 
23. Ethereal Tales published Storyteller in September 2011. 
24. My short story, An Incident at a Carnival was published in the March 2012 issue of Cover of Darkness magazine. 
25. Yew Manor was published in the Morphicon 2012 Convention book. 
26. My Pretty Pony was republished in Morpheus Tales' Apocalypse Special Issue in February 2013.
27. Morpheus Press published In the Father's Image in their Ethereal Tales Special Issue on February 1, 2014.
28. Dollmaker was republished by the anthology, Fossil Lake II: The Refossiling on February 1, 2015 
29. Fred Patten, accepted my flash fiction, To the Reader … for his anthology, Gods with Fur, published on June 16, 2016. 
30. Fred Patten, accepted The Shrine War for his anthology, Dogs of War, published on January 13, 2017. 
31. Child of His Desire was published in Morpheus Tales #31 on November 26, 2017.
32. Through the Black Andes was published in Odd Tales of Wonder #7 on December 11, 2017.
33. Fred Patten, accepted In Search of the Creators for his anthology, Exploring New Places, published on July 26, 2018. 
34. Canticle of the Wolf was reprinted in the anthology, Wolf Wanderings, on January 20, 2024.
35. Yew Manor was reprinted in the Fall 2025 issue of Hound of Heaven magazine.

My Inspiration For All My Writing

My inspiration for all my writing

 

Back to Serious Writing ... Finally

With a sigh of relief, I can finally announce that I'm finally back to serious writing after at least two years of absence. The advent of Covid-19 four years ago did me no favors. I came down with the disease once, and I was fortunate. I cannot tell you the number of friends I lost to the disease.

That, and the advent of prostate cancer (now controlled by medicines) played a further role in the loss of morale.

Last Saturday, I was involved in a ZOOM meeting with my writing partner, Ken Pick, on wrapping up the first book of a science fiction trilogy, The Adventures of Jill Noir.

The other writing challenge is a dark fantasy short story exploring my fascination with cryptids, The White Thing.

With the latter, I have already played around with several scenarios, considering whether I want a first-person or third-person perspective, the setting of the story, how it begins, and, most importantly, how it ends.

I have mentally played with this story for at least two months now, and I have decided to use a first-person narrator to tell the story of his best friend, who lives in a cabin on the outskirts of the Allegheny National Forest. Summoned to the cabin, he finds his friend in severe straits, dealing with an almost daily visitation from what he calls the White Thing.

It is not a Bigfoot. I think that cryptid has been written into the dust. This a unique creature of my invention with peculiar reasons for terrifying the narrator's friend.

The picture gives an early impression of the White Thing, but I have already made subtle changes to its appearance.

Starting tomorrow, I start work on both projects. Wish me luck.

My Favorite Two Wolves Memes

Audio by Erin Broadhurst on TikTok

1. Inside you, there are two wolves. Neither of them are paying rent.

2. Inside you are two wolves and your proctologist is frightened beyond words.

3. Inside you there are two wolves. Congratulations, Mrs. Werewolf, it's twins!

4. I don't have two wolves. I have 8 badgers, two mushrooms, and a snake.

5. Inside you there are 2 wolves. Sorry about the transporter malfunction.

6. Inside you there are two wolves, so they have advantage.

7. Inside me there are two wolves. I need serious medical attention.

8. Inside you there are two wolves. One always tells the truth the other always lies... or something like that.

9. "Inside you are 2 wolves" “Jokes on you, I can fit 3.”

10. Inside you there are two wolves. The other twelve are patiently waiting their turn.

11. Inside you there are two wolves. I'd recommend calling 911.

12. Inside you there are two wolves. Must have been one heck of a party!

13. Inside of me are two wolves, one of them is hungry. The second one is... hungry. You are hungry.

14. Inside you, there are 2 wolves. Sadly, there is no room for dessert.

15. Inside you, there are two wolves … wait. Now there are six wolves.

16. Inside me there are two wolves. I was really hungry this morning.

17. The doctor-recommended number of wolves inside of you is zero.

18. Inside of you there are two wolves. One of them is Adam Sandler. The other one is Adam Sandler. You are Adam Sandler.

19. Inside me there are two wolves. I will be incredibly sore tomorrow.

20. Inside you there are two wolves. You are dead.

21. Inside of you are two wolves. One craves cement. The other craves cement. You are addicted to cement.

22. Inside you are two wolves. They keep eating all the counting sheep. It's giving you insomnia.

23. You are inside 2 wolves (wait a minute…)

24. Inside of you are two knees. One is good. The other is bad. You are old.

25. Inside of you there are two wolves. One is wrong. The other one is wrong. You are wrong.

26. Inside your nose are two nostrils. One is so clogged, you can’t breathe. The other is so open you can taste the color of the air.

27. Inside you there are two wolves. One is wondering how it got there. The other is eating your liver.

28. Inside of you are two wolves. Both of them are exhausted.

29. Inside of you are two wolves. One is a coyote and the other is a coyote. You lack basic knowledge of North American carnivores.

30. Inside of you are two wolves. They are both fed up with your nonsense.